Thursday, January 29, 2009

number nineteen

hellooooo all.

i'm bored and watching smallville so i thought i would do some blogging.

lana's all like "oh i'm in a coma"
ugh. i like her and all and i think she's a total badass. but i don't like her with clark. she used to be all innocent and stuff, not like that stupid helpless damsel in distress. i mean she's definitely smart and could totally kick everyone's ass. but i don't like with her with clark.

clark idolizes her and it's just not healthy for him. dur.

oh noes the feds are onto chloe!

anyways today is thursday. and--- BAHAHAHA LEX SAID ZEUS!

anyways i keep thinking today is friday. which is really annoying since friday (aka TOMORROW) i'm going to austin to see alex. so i'm like "OMGSEEALEXTODAY." but really not. ugh.

ohnoes! jimmy found chloe tracking govermnet satelites!


AHAHAHAHAHAH CHLOE SAID RITA SKEETER!!!!!

i love their cultural referencesssss.

sigh. clark. let go of lana. just because you loved her once doesn't mean that you still have to. geez. get with lois already.

cept lois and oliver are totally hot/cute. AND SHE KNOWS HIS SEEECREEETTT.

okay i can stop talking about smallville.

haha. they're tangoing. amazing.

okay this is getting old. i'm done watching them tango.


let's seeeeeee. ugh there is nothing else interesting going on in my life. this is so sad.

oh i might get an internship at this publishing company in dallas! i'm sooooooooo excited. i really hope i get it.

ugh i'm being super boring.

i feel like getting dressed up and going somewhere with my boy. i wanna wear a dress. and get my hair done

blah.

OKAYBAI

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

number eighteen

[EDIT] I'M MESSING AROUND WITH THE LAYOUT. JUST FYI [/EDIT]
jks.
not anymore. too confusing. normally i can make html do what i want but it's being stupid. so. nevermind.

so well. i've been feeling like blogging lately. mostly because i've been watching a lot of tv and no one i knows watches the shows i do so i kind of just wanted to spaz to someone, ie the internet.

dur.

1. i've been catching up on the last three seasons of smallville.
i think everyone should know. that no matter how cheesy smallville is. it is uuuuhmazing.
AMAZING.
things i would like to say about smallville
-when lex makes me smile, i like to call him "lexicles."
-OMGOMGOMOGMOGMOMG PETE CAME BACK! and was a total ASSHOLE. fuck you krytonite. is that how you spell that? i don't care. but fuck you! god. i missed pete! and then he came back and you made him a total dick! uggggggh.

but then he was back to normal. and then he LEFT again. GOD.
sam jones III. god bless you.

-lana is a fucking badass. but i wish she would make up with lex and go have make up sex so that clark and lois can finally get together. i mean clark has been after lana for LIIITERALLY seven seasons. and they've gotten together, then broken up and again and again and again. siriusly buddy. she's made for lex.

-wtf. aaron ashmore (jimmy aka chloe's boyfriend) is shawn ashmore's TWIN. shawn ashmore played eric summers in season ONE. and he was a meteor freak. and they are TWINS. WTF SMALLVILLE. you can't just have someone's TWIN come in and play another character and just be like "nooooooooooo they don't look alike! what are you talking about!"

- why do all of clark's family's name's (...) rhyme?! jor el. kal el. zor el. kara. lara. i mean really. imagination. kara and lara aren't even technically related. jeeeeeez.

- I MISS JONATHON KENT. GAAAAAAAAAAH.

- do you remember the days lionel used to be like this fucking badass? who like. screwed EVERYONE over. i actually like him now. with his shorter, less-liony (haha. lion. lionel) hair. but i swear to GOD if they make martha and lionel like a couple. i will cry. MARTHA AND JONATHON 4EVR

- i miss ian somerhalder. he was HAWT.

-OMG JUSTIN HARTLEY IS BACK. AND HIS NAME IS OLIVER. AND LOIS CALLS HIM OLLY!!!! SO MUCH CUTE MY BRAIN IS GOING TO ESPLODE!!!

-lois always gets screwed over with guys. she and clark just need to get together already.

-HOLY FUCK LEE THOMPSON YOUNG IS CYBORGGGGGGGG HOW EFFING COOL IS THAT??!?!?!?!?!??! yaaaay famous jett jackson!!!! "i am... silverstone" BAAAH.

-why does aquaman keep making gay references. he shouldn't. he should just not say anything because he's really hot. and his name is arthur. bahahahaha. arthur. poor kid. "good thing my pants are still on" *odd look between aqua and cyborg* audience: ummmmmmm. you don't need to help with the gay jokes. those pretty much come on their own.




okay i think that's all the smallville rants i have today.

2. twilight SUCKS.
the end. there is nothing more to say. i will have more rants later.

3. i heart college

4. i miss my boyfriend.

5. i miss alexis. (HI LEX!!!!)

6. i haven't done any homework.
wait that's a lie! i read some mythology. and i posted on the blog for mass media. ooooh i'm good.

7. i am so DIZZY from dance class. i can't spot to save my life. =(

8. i'm half way through eldest and i want to FINISH so i can read BRISNGR!!!!!
wtf is there only one vowel in that word?
paolini, i heart you

9. um joshua jackson = love.
HE'S DATING DIANE KRUGER.
who's AMAZING idea was that?!

10. ooooh i need to catch up on fringe

11. true life-- i'm a tv addict

12. i wonder if i should keep watching trublood. alex and i saw the first episode. and it's basically a lot of bad acting with a lot of sex. it's like porn.

13. i feel like eating ritz crackers

14. it's been over a year since i've blogged and i have missed it.

15. i am totally in love with jeremy sisto especially on law & order
his nickname is LUPES. how CUTE

16. sometimes i log into neopets.

17. i still want a pony.

18. i still sleep with my stuffed horse and blankie sometimes.

19. i hate being called lauren.
my calculus professor called me lauren today and i didn't answer. haha.

20. i have to do calculus. i think i'll do that now.

okaaaaaaay more blogging later. probably when i'm watching tv because then i can ramble to people. aka the intrawebsssss.

21. i love post secret

22. i effing LOVE lolcats. and loldogs.

23. ZE GOALIEEEEE
no one is going to get that. and if you do, cookies for you.

okay the end.

much loves.