Monday, November 26, 2007

number sixteen

alsjdklfjaskldjflsdOHMYFUCKINGGOD.

HEROES.
WAS.
SO.
SLDKJFSKLDJ.


slash i'm kind of overexaggerating here.
that's supposed to be two words.
BUT WHATEVER.













it was pretty damn awesome all the same.
first of all WTF.
IS. ADAM. GOOD. OR. EVIL?!
is he really trying to release the virus or to destroy it?

i mean come on. why the HELL would he want to release it?
so he could kill everyone?
what's the point in that?
even if he survives because he's like awesome and can regenerate and survive for 400 years and STILL look GODDAMNSMEXY, everyone would be dead.

then it wouldn't matter if he was sexy.
because he wouldn't have anyone to fuck.
i mean, come on, love.
common sense.

everything revolves around sex.

UNLESS.
(i mean everything still does revolve around sex)
but what if he wants to release it...
so that he can be like "MY BLOOD IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE YOU! YOU MUST COME TO ME! BAHAHAH."

but even still. you can only create so much blood. and the virus basically kills EVERYONE.
so. that fails.

so. is adam manipulating peter to do bad things? and convincing him that it's for the greater good?
because i can totally see that happening.
like adam being like "no, no! we're doing it to SAVE people!"
because peter ALWAYS falls for stuff like that. i mean he can't help it.
he's like harry potter.
he's got the biggest hero complex ever.
anyways, so he could be THINKING he's doing something good, but he could actually be doing something BAD.
or at least "bad" in other people's minds.
like surresh. is that how you spell it?
well that's how it sounds.

he's hot too.
this whole show is like chock full of hot men. i LOVE it.
and the girls are hot too.
wtf.

hot men:
SYLAR (omgwewillgettothatrantinasecond)
peter petrelli (gorgeoussss. hello. milo)
surresh (loveeee his accent)
ADAM (god his accent is to die for too)
DL Hawkins (so pissed he's dead. he was hot too)
west (so jealous of claire)
matt parkman (i've always found him adorable and attractive. i have no idea why. i know. it's weird. whatever. he's adorable. admit it)
noah bennnet (also. i know. odd. but he's attractive in an older-man kind of way. plus i love the name noah)
ando (i love him. the end)
hiro (not hot. but he is adorable. so that counts)
nathan petrelli (omg how could i forget hiiiiim?!)
alejandro (gorgeous. too bad he's dead.)

i can't think of anyone elseeee...

hot girls:
hayden paniterrie (can't spell her last name, but no one can spell mine either so. deal. um she is GORGEOUS. i LOVE her.)
kristen bell (hello. also gorgeous.)
ali larter (helloooooo she played in legally blondeeeee. totally amazing)
[i love how i'm using the girls' real names. random]
the girl from new orleans whose name i can't remember (totally gorgeous. love her as st. joan. plus her power kicks ASS. her story line's getting old though.)
maya (totally gorgeous. plus she got to EFFING MAKE OUT WITH SYLAR)
that girl... CANDACE! she was pretty. until sylar killed her.
that other girl. who was next to surresh in season one. i think sylar killed her too. whoops.

issss that it?
possibly.
anyways. something.













ANYWAYS.
yes the show is FILLED to the brim with BEAUTIFUL people.
it's like a requirement.
why can't life be more like TV, huh? whyyy?

so anyways.
so hiro vs. peter.
my money's on peter, personally. i mean. he can do anything hiro can. plus hiro's just got a sword.

claire's apparently going to tell the world her secret to get back at elle and her dad for killing her dad? good luck with that...
her crying scene with his ashes would have been better if we didn't know he wasn't DEAD.
but. i love noah. so i'm glad he's alive again.

i'm almost kind of glad sylar killed alejandro. as sad as it was. and by sad i mean bloody. and by bloody i mean awesome.
because it made sylar all evil again.
and he's really ridiculously creepy when he's evil.
and really hot.
and OH MY GOD HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT.
AND HE WAS WET FROM THE SHOWER.
good LORD ALMIGHTY SOMEONE LOVES ME.

ilovezacharyquinto.

he's got a really distinct kind of look. it kind of has to grow on you.

he and maya better have like awesome evil sex.

i would.

but i mean that's just me.

have i mentioned adam's hot too? because he totally is. i'm kind of in love with his accent. like a lot. it's to DIE for.

i hope elle totally bitch slaps her dad too. and rebels.

AND OMG SYLAR DON'T HURT MOLLY.
because-- WAIT OMG WHERE THE HELL WAS MATT?!

Sylar: I told the babysitter to take the night off.

was MATT THE "BABYSITTER"?!?!?!
DID HE KILL-- wait no. he couldn't have.
maya was with him.

i don't remember where matt is.
oh right he's got that new mind power that he's totally going to end up abusing. i don't want him to end up like his daaaaad. which is what he's going to do if he doesn't keep himself in check.

oh wait. he was talking to mrs. petrelli last time, no? i don't remember. but he's out of town on FBI business... awesome.

okay.

good. matt's safe.

BUT SYLAR'S GOT MOLLY.
and SURRESH HAS TO GET THE VIRUS THING TO ALI LARTER! OR ELSE SHE DIES!
but surresh has to get back to new york (are they in new york? i think so. they must be) to save molly and face sylar again!
SURRESH PLEASE GIVE THE STUFF TO ALI FIRST. PLEASE!

AND SYLAR PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AGAIN.

BECOME LIKE MILO AND JUST DON'T WEAR ONE. LIKE AT ALL.

OR LIKE DOMINIC!
and just wear your shirt-- no matter WHAT shirt it is-- NEVER FULLY CLOSED.
i swear to god, if he wore a pull-over shirt, he'd rip it.

stupid, fucking hot man.

THERE'S another show with some hot men. or at least very attractive. let's name them.
DOMINIC/lincoln- basically no words needed. the end.
wentworth miller/michael- lord that boy is hot.
sucre- niiiiiiiiice body. plus. his character is so endearing. you just want to HUG him. ("look mami! llamas!" "sucre, those are alpacas." "that's what i said! a pack of llamas!")
whistler- GOOD LORDDDDDDDD. that kid needs to take his shirt off more often. CHRIST. hiding all that under that shirt. SHAME.
kellerman- completely amazing. and very attractive. too bad they KILLED HIM. LSKDJFKLSDJ.
LJ- I LOVE LJ! he's so CUTE.
c-note- baaaah i wish they'd give him a cameo in the third season. i miss him. he was fine.
william fletcher/mahone- i have a total crush on mahone. so not afraid to admit it. i have no idea why besides he is a complete BADASS and just. i find him attractive in an older-guy sort of way. maybe i'm the only one. but. whatever. he makes MY list.

whooooo elseeee?!

lincoln and gretchen need to have hot angry sex.
and whistler should have sex with anything that moves.
and SARA SHOULD COME BACK TO EFFING LIFE SO SHE AND MICHAEL CAN MAKE LOVE. WAAAAAAAAAAH.

everything revolves around sex.
it really, really does.

*sigh*

ryan reynolds is also a sex god.
just FYI.
http://www.ryanreynoldsonline.com/
ohmyeffinggod.
please just. look at that picture at the top.
with the green string around his wrist.
like.
WHAT THE FUCK.
it is NOT fair for someone to be THAT hot and SO unattainable.
it's just not.

bahhhhh the nin9s is coming out on DVD in like two monthsssssss... so LONG.

and his new movie has abagail breslin.
um.
hello.
WIN.
PLUSITHASRYANREYNOLDSINIT.
in which he makes out and has sex and discusses threesomes.
"what's the boy word for slut?"
"... they still haven't come up with one yet."

i love that man.
so much.
alanis morissette is such a lucky bitch.
so fucking lucky.
wait. i just read his wiki (yes i AM a stalker. shutthefuckupalready)
they ended their engagement. damn.

WAIT HE'S DATING SCARLETT JOHANSSON?!
OHMYGOD.
MOST BEAUTIFUL COUPLE EVER.

aslkfdjlasjdlfkjdkj.

what i would not give for a piece of that tail.
honestly.













okay i think i am done getting rid of my sexual tension now.
thanks for reading.

i miss prison break.
:(


OH AND AMAZING NEW EPISODE OFFFFF SVU TOMORROW.
OHMYGOD.

OLIVA OR WIFE?!
OLIVA OR WIFE?!
WHICH ONE, ELLIOT?! WHICH ONE?!?!?!?

*pstOLIVApst*

they need to have hot sex too.







EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND SEX.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

number fifteen

144 Things I Want To Do Before I Die

[(*) indicates have already done, but want to do again]


1. Have my own horse
2. Graduate high school
3. Graduate college
4. Write and publish a book
5. Have a conversation with JK Rowling about my book
6. Spend time learning in Italy
7. Kiss someone in the rain
8. Kiss someone. Period.
9. Make a touching and strong speech
10. Change someone's life
11. Strengthen and soldify my faith
12. Have a baby
13. Throw a surprise party
14. Fall in love
15. Be a role model and source of inspiration
16. See Lion King on Broadway
17. Ride a big roller coaster
18. Buy baby clothes
19. Have my own house
20. See a wild horse out in the open
21. See an orca whale in the ocean
22. Go camping
23. Stand up to someone to their face
24. Do locks of love (*)
25. Paint a picture
26. Go to a place no one's ever been to before
27. Take another ceramics class
28. Witness a miracle
29. Watch a meteor shower
30. Watch a solar eclipse
31. Watch a lunar eclipse (*)
32. See a harvest moon
33. Be able to identify various constellations
34. Hit a softball over the fence
35. Score the winning run
36. Be captain of the Varsity Softball team
37. TP someone's house
38. Go to Disney World
39. Go to Harry Potter World
40. Get a Harry Potter book on the night of the release (*)
41. Go to a Harry Potter movie release
42. Be kissed on the neck
43. Stay up all night talking to a boy I love
44. Watch the sunrise (*)
45. Catch a big fish (*)
46. Read the whole Bible
47. Write a message and put it in a bottle and toss it out to sea
48. See S Club live in concert
49. Write a song
50. Relearn how to play the piano
51. Learn at least three songs on the guitar (Why Georgia being one of them)
52. Get married
53. Have a real date to a dance
54. Rock a child to sleep (*)
55. Fall asleep next to a boy I love
56. Go skinny dipping
57. Explictly say "no" to drugs
58. Explictly say "no" to alcohol
59. Write graffiti on something
60. Swim with dolphins and/or orca whales
61. Have my own puppy
62. Be a designated driver
63. Work at Lost Valley Ranch
64. Be some kind of part of a major motion picture
65. Save someone's life
66. Save an animals's life
67. Decorate my own house
68. Cook a full meal for myself
69. Be able to properly do the Cotton-Eye Joe
70. Relearn how to tack a horse
71. Become an elected leader of a group
72. Discover myself
73. Go on an all-day hike
74. Create my own website
75. Ask a boy for his number
76. Send a picture in to Pink is the New Blog
77. Be the topic of a newspaper article (*)
78. Have grandchildren
79. Write a letter to a soldier
80. Write a letter to a perfect stranger
81. Smack someone who says something smack-worthy
82. Pay off all debts
83. Take a fantastic picture entirely on accident
84. Become fluent in a different language
85. Give someone who's crying a hug and hold them until they stop (*)
86. See David graduate from high school
87. See David graduate from college
88. See Van Gough's "Starry Night"
89. Drive a Seadoo
90. Go rafting
91. Go sailing
92. Be a bride's maid
93. Be a maid/matron of honor
94. Become someone's friend despite previous differences
95. Learn to play drums to at least one song
96. Be valedictorian
97. Change a stranger's life
98. Hail a taxi
99. Read the Illiad
100. Read the Odyssey (*)
101. Run into someone famous on the streets
102. Run into a childhood friend some years later
103. Send someone a care package (*)
104. Solve a mystery
105. Be so surprised, I'm speechless
106. Be so happy, I cry
107. Visit every state in the country
108. Go to Canada
109. Create a time capsule
110. Dig up a time capsule 10 or 20 years later
111. Keep Blankie (esp) and Goliath alive
112. Play with several-weeks-old puppies (*)
113. Do something no one's ever done before
114. Make a snow angel (*)
115. Make a snow man
116. Fall asleep in front of a fireplace
117. Hear Santa's sleighbells
118. Cause someone's heart to flip or stomach to drop
119. Touch a dolphin and/or orca whale
120. Hear the whales talk to each other in real life
121. See a rainbow (*)
122. See a white rainbow
123. Kiss someone on the nose
124. See an angel
125. Watch a baby be born
126. Watch an egg hatch
127. Get my driver's liscense (*)
128. Sleep outside in the backyard
129. Give a homeless person some food
130. Go rock climbing (*)
131. Watch the sun set (*)
132. Be the inspiration for a song
133. Go to Niagara Falls
134. Go to the Grand Canyon
135. See a glacier
136. Watch a men's lacrosse game
137. Visit the Parthenon
138. Have a surprise party thrown for me
139. Ride bareback
140. Go scuba diving
141. Develop a photograph
142. Send a postcard to Post-Secret
143. Visit Yellowstone
144. Milk a cow






i dare you to make your own.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

number fourteen

does anyone believe.

well, no that's a dumb question.

i feel kind of stupid. for saying it.

you ever feel like. maybe. you've met someone you could possibly love?

like not even silly love. like. love.

here i am. seventeen. talking about love. i mean, is that even possible?

in my defense, i am almost eighteen. but. STILL.








it just seems. silly. i don't know.






like it's too good to be true.

like i'm going to end up like one of those sad, pitiful girls who thought they were in love. because i've seen them at their low points.

and it's almost disgusting.







i've known him since june. the end of june. and i've only been in the same state as him for a week. technically a week and a couple of days.

sound like a stupid love story?

pretty much.


it's so impractical. so incredibly impractical. so incredibly ridiculous.

there are so many things wrong with it. so, so unlikely. so many holes.




i haven't told this story for a long time. so allow me the pleasure of relating my love saga to you. it's really kind of. amazing.




june 2007

my family (my dad, my mom, my brother, me, my aunt, my uncle, my two cousins, and my grandparents) all go to a guest ranch every summer for a week. most amazing place in the ENTIRE world. it's. omg. there just are no words. i love it there. just. incredible.

anyways. i met him... i suppose on the second day we were there. monday. he worked there over the summer and his roommates at the ranch were in charge of the teen program. which is not lame, btw. so he hung out with the teens a lot. played games with us.

the square dance was on tuesday. which is also NOT LAME. trust me, anything you do with 30+ very good looking college-age boys is NOT lame. and. we danced togetherrrr twice i believe. there's this part in the square dance when you're supposed to hug your partner. don't ask. it's just. you just do it. don't ask. ONCE AGAIN. don't question it. you are with extremely attractive college guys. accept it. anyways, so you turn to your partner and hug them. and so. we hugged. many times. lol. twas nice. anyways one of the times. his arms did something weird. they didn't just drop off me. they kind of slid off. like they took as much time touching my waist as they could. squee.

the next day was the teen morning ride. and lo and behold who happens to show up? yes. on his day off too, bless his heart. we chatted on and off all day. i remember distinctly we talked about that song that you sing when you're little.

"down by the bay. when the watermelon grows. that's where i go. somethingsomething. down to my home. for something. my mother would say have you ever seen a whale with a polka dotted tail? DOWN BY THE BAY."

anyways.

i just felt. like myself when i was with him, you know? and that's a big deal for me. since. i just. i'm never like that ever with guys. i'm always nervous and i tend to hide myself within the person who i think they want to see. which is a flaw of mine. i admit. i'm getting better about it. but. i was able to call out to him and talk with him without feeling stupid or uncomfortable. for those of you who know me, it's just a big deal.

the last day, saturday, we happened to be at the pool at the same time. him with his ranch buds playing water football (... boys) and me with my friends i made. somehow. i'm not exactly sure how. we both kind of migrated to the same side of the pool. his legs were dangling in the water. i was still in the pool, pulled up on the side. and we just talked. i don't even remember what about. but those are the best conversations, aren't they?

i was able to be bold with him. i was able to flirt. i was able to make him smile. i was able to make him want to talk to me.

that's a first in my book.

and i would catch him. glancing at me. every now and then. we didn't sit at the same table for dinner the last night (we were both sad), but i caught him looking at me from the table across from us. we held eye contact for a couple seconds. and went back to our dinners. i knew he was still watching.

the very last night. on saturday. we winded up in a room alone together. and. we talked. or. rather, he talked. he told me things that he hadn't told very many people, if any. he told me things that he didn't want to tell anyone else. he talked about some really personal things that i don't care to reveal. but. i knew after that. we were something more than we had been before. even individually. i know somehow that conversation's changed me and i'm not even sure how. i just know it has.

we've been emailing. since then. since june. since june 23rd. almost five months.

five months.

i have not seen him in five months.

he's called me a couple times. we talk about nonsense. but god.



it is so good to hear his voice again.




it's like. it's something very solid. i almost feel like i can touch his voice. which i'm sure doesn't make any sense. but. it's extraordinarly comforting. having him on the other side of the line.

i flew up to colorado last weekend. to his college campus actually. which is one of my top schools.

not because of him. he had some influence over my beginning interest in the school. but. i'm not going to go to a school because of a boy. i am not that girl.

i'd mentioned several times that i was coming to visit. and. he seemed to ignore them. i don't know whether he read those parts of the email. i just don't know. but. he hadn't said anything about me coming to visit so i didn't call him when i was there.

he called me the day i got back. saying he was sorry and he felt stupid and. things. etc. that he had just gotten my email telling him i was going to be in town that weekend. i shoud have called him, but it was his fault. etc, etc.

i was so torn. between being mad. and being thankful.

since then (about two/three weeks ago) his emails have been. longer and more personal. he's mentioned me calling him when i get back to colorado at least three times now. i got a really sweet email from him the other day, which is what inspired me to write this blog in the first place.

so. we are at an odd point. we always will be. until i go to college.













but. i just want you to realize here with me the impossiblities here:

-he is in college; i'm in high school.
-he's in colorado; i'm in texas
-he's 21 (oh right btw); i'm almost 18
-mention he's in colorado and i'm still in texas?
-we haven't seen each other in five months and probably won't until next june






that's not one impossiblity. that's four.

four very large, very real impossibilities.










but. on the other hand. can you imagine with me the faerie tale possiblity.

-we met at my favorite place in the entire world
-we clicked practically immediately
-we've had conversations about things that i only talk about with my best friend
-when we see each other again, it'll have been probably a year. a year dealing with this possiblity. a year
-i'm still in high school
-he's incredible
-we would make possibly the most beautiful children in the entire world
-he is incredibly, really, really attractive. like. wow.
-he's one of the only guys i've met that i can be myself around
-he's able to tell me things. lots of things.
-we have like. ridiculously similar ideas about faith. which. is really amazing.





i can go on.
but i won't.






anyways. so.

that. is. that.



i need to do homework.


and things.








i hate having high hopes.













it just makes falling so much harder.




(but i want to hope so badly)

Monday, November 12, 2007

number thirteen

lucky thirteen.
it's zanzi's favorite/lucky number.
because she's insane.

anyways. OKAY SO.

i had this INSAAAAAAANE dream last night. it was SO awesome. i'm really mad. that i woke up. because. it was. AWESOME.

okay. so. it starts out kind of like a TV show. i mean the lighting and colors kind of looked like it, you know. and it had a very camera-esque view. if that makes sense. maybe i'm meant to be a director. god only knows.

anyways so there was this woman. and she was sitting on this bench in this court house. or it was like a mix between a courthouse, a jail, and an airport.

don't ask.

anyways, so she's sittting there and her hands are handcuffs and there's this long thin chain coming off the handcuffs. and she's just sitting there all nice and pretty. with some files in her lap. and these three men come off this plane and walk by her (they're now in the "courthouse") and this one man does this double take. and he walks up to her and he goes "don'tttt i know you?" and she's all "um... no?" and he's like "let me look at your records." and she's like "i don't think you're supposed--oh okay..." as he takes the folders out of her lap and flips them open.

"ah, yes," he says with a great smile as he lifts her up by her handcuffs hands and the long thin chain. "i am one of your lawyers. come with me."

she's very confused by this point but follows the man because he seems nice enough. and he leads her outside and then he takes a key out of his pocket. and he unlocks her handcuffs and he says very quietly "RUN. FAST. NOW."

and she's thinking "... whatthefuck."

and he gestures frantically, "RUN."

and so she finally understands that it is VERY vital for her to run because she JUST remembers that she's caught up in a conspiracy! OH NOES! so she starts running! FAST! but it doesn't feel fast enough! and she hears screeching wheels all around her. AND SHE RUNS.

and then at this point my point of view has changed and it's no longer "she" but "i." now I'M running because I'M caught up in the conspiracy. and so i'm running and running. and i run into a wall and i'm like "oh shit that's a wall" so i turn around and there's this forrest full of big huge trees with lots of yellow leaves, just like in colorado. and i'm like "OMGRUNFORTHETREES!"

and so i do. and i'm running and such, and i meet up with these two guys, one of which is michael from lost. the one who hasn't been in the second season and play mercutio in romeo + juliet. yes that one. and so they're both like "omg we're here to help you run!" and i'm like "OMG OKAY! RUN!" and so we're running. and then michael's like "OMG STOP! THERE ARE TRAPS!"

and sure enough i trigger one just mere seconds later and FWOOP. a net goes up where i was standing. and michael's like "OMG IT'S THE NATIVE TRIBES OF THE YELLOW-LEAF FORREST!" and i'm like "omg what do we do?!" and the other guy is like "just activate all the traps/nets, but don't get caught!"

and so we're walking carefully now, seeing where all of the places are booby trapped. and every few seconds we make a net go FWOOP and it goes up into the trees.

and so FINALLY we get out the the trees and michael and the other guy are all like "BYE! GOOD LUCK!" and i'm like "THANKSSS!"

and so i start running again. and then i'm like "omg THERE'S AN AIRPORT! LET ME RUN INTO THERE! THAT SEEMS SAFE!"

so i do.

and i run in and my cell phone starts ringing. and it's a text from this. i think it was like "imagination dreams" or something really weird. and it said something like "hide in the airport and tell me when you're safe."

so logically i dash into the airport and to this AWESOME DIVE THING behind this concrete column or something. and. i think i went on an elevator or something. but then i see this guy who had texted me (because obviously i recognize people after they've texted me) and i swear to god, he looked like moritz sudof but with like crazy green&blue sunglasses on. and so i'm like "OMG THERE'S MY SECRET AGENT MAN." and so i text him and i'm like "i'm safe." and he goes "OKAY GOOD. stay there."

and then i look around from the safety of my column and OHNOES! I SEE A MAN FROM THE COMPANY!!! (here it should be explained that both the shows prison break AND heroes have "a company" and they're both bad. it's weird and confusing. in this case, it was a man from the prison break company. he was the one who was watching t-bag when he was at the hotel with that other guy. and then bellick goes up to him and pretends to be a gringo. to distract the two company guys while lincoln (OMGLOVE)/michael put a gun on them. ANYWAYS...)

and so i texted my super agent man who i automatically knew was supposed to keep me safe. and i was like "OMG THERE'S A MAN FROM THE COMPANY HERE!!!!!" and he was like "OMG OKAY I'M COMING! I SEE HIM TOO!"

and so i just chilled behind my barrier. and the company man had his luggage with him (because duh, we were in an airport) and he looked around all sneakily and then headed towards this suspicious looking door. and he started to open it. and then my super agent man (we're going to call him SAM) saw him go for the door and so he picked up the company's man luggage AND HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT.

and i was like "OMFG!"

and so then sam went through the door and down the secret stairs. and i texted him and i was like "OMG DO YOU NEED HELP?!" and he was like "no just make sure that the company man doesn't follow me or leave!" and i was like "OKAY! do you want me to be your backup!" and he was like "that's very sweet, but i think you should stay there." and i was like "OKAY. PLEASE DON'T GET HURT SAM!" and he was like "OKAYLOVEYOU!" and i was like "LOVEYOUTOO."

and so then the company man was on the ground and he was all like moving and going to get up. and i was like "OHNOES!" so i got my cell phone and i called 911. and i was like "WE HAVE A MAN DOWN!" and within .0001 seconds there was an ambulence and EMTs and they were ALL over the scene and they were like holding down the evil, evil company man so he couldn't get up. and i was all like "PWND INYOURFACEEEE."

and then sam came out of the door and he was like "OKAY LET'S GO." and i was like "OKAY!"

and so then i wasss... i don't know how i got there but all of a sudden i was in a car. or. no i think. something. i don't remember. sam and i had a very deep and meaningful conversation. and then the next day, i was very suddenly aware that i just HAD TO CHASE SYLER (who, if you don't know, is the REALLY hot, REALLY bad man in heroes) because OMG HE WAS ON THE LOOSE!!!

and so then i hopped into my AWESOME CHASING MOBILE (which turned out to be a TOTALLY pimped out version of my mom's--not kidding here-- MINI VAN. RED MINI VAN. it's called the schluck-mobile). and syler of course was in some really hot black sports car. and so i was like "OMG CHASEEEE!!!"

and there was this INTENSE car chase. man that mini-van can GO. we were like going EVERYWHERE. and i was keeping up totally. it was fucking AWESOME.

anyways and so then syler TURNS SHARPLY into this parking garage. and i was like "OMGTURNNN!!!" and we climb ALL FIVE LEVELS. and finally we get to the top level and i'm like "OMGFACEDOWNNNN!!!"

BUT NO!

SYLER'S USING HIS NEW FOUND POWER ON ME! (okay matt parkman's (ilovehim) dad's power. it's where you trap people in their WORST NIGHTMARES. it's scary shit, man. anyways, that's skyler's new power)

and suddenly. i wasn't me! i was hayden paneteirre! (which isn't my worst nightmare. obvs. she's fabulous) but i was living claire's (aka hayden's character on heroes) worst nightmare! OMG!

WHAT WAS CLAIRE'S WORST NIGHTMARE!

BEING NAKED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!

and so i/hayden/claire (we were all the same person apparently-- i was claire essentially. all very confusing) was on top of this parking garage COMPLETELY NEKKID.

like you know that nightmare when you go to school and you realize you're naked? yes like that only on top of a parking garage.

anyways and so i was like "OMGNAKED!" and there were people all around and they were all like "omg what?"

except i wasn't completely naked. i had on a night robe and panties. but nothing else. anyways. and so i was like "AHA! SYLAR YOU CAN'T TRAP ME IN MY OWN NIGHTMARE!!!!"

and so claire (apparently i'm third person now. no longer claire. hmph) was all like "omg am i NAKED? whaaat? omgggg. well. maybe if i didn't have this BATHROBE ON!!!" and she totally like throws it off and everyone (well all the boys) are all like *PANTPANTPANT*

and then she's like "WHAAAT?! YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE MY UNDERWEAR OFF?!" and she hooks her thumbs into her underwear and just grins. and sylar's off the side going INSANE and is like "THIS IS NOT WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. DAMN YOU!"

and so claire like takes off her underwear? and then there's this shot of this red head kid (apparently only in his tighty whities) that like faints or something.

it's fantastic.

anyways and so then i'm like back to my normal self because sylar is like "GOTTA GO BECAUSE THIS AIN'T WORKIN!"

and so i was like "NOT SO FAST!"

so i like speed after him. but i loose track of him. boo.

and so it's all dark and at night. and i'm texting my right hand man, sam. and we're like biffs or something. and i'm like "i'm a little scared. because it's dark. but. that's okay."

and then all of a sudden sylar's like "PWND!" and he like t-bones my car. and i'm like "BAAAAH."

and i'm trying to text sam to be like "SAM!SAM!SYLAR'SGOTME!!!!!"

but i can't find his number! AND SYLAR'S COMING CLOSER!!!!

AND JUST AS I FIND HIS NUMBER--













"GETUP! IT'S 7:20!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE."







BAHYOUJUSTRUINEDMYAWESOMEDREAM!



sylar and i were going to have like awesome sexual-tension ALONE time. GAWD.

so that's the end of my dream.

hope you enjoyed it.

yes, i know it's kind of on crack.

but. well.

loves.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

number twelve

can i make a confession to you all?
i am dying to do something.
but i can't.
because i have to work on fucking school work.

the something is to write.
write a very long something.

some people call these long things books.

and i really. reallyreallyreallyreally want to continue it. where i left off. and such. because i had this idea. that makes it awesome.
but i can't.
because.

do you want to know what i have to do within the next two days?

i have an AP bio test tomorrrow.
i have an AP bio lab due friday (the next day).
i have an AP english essay due. FRIDAY.
(problem: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE ESSAY IS ABOUT. SHE NEVER TOLD US. she was like "HERE. WRITE AN ESSAY ON THIS POEM." and i was like "OH OKAY. PLEASE GO DIE IN A FIRE.")
i have an AP latin TEST on friday. FRIDAY. FRIDAY.

i'm supposed to go to lunch with one of my friends. FRIDAY.
but can't now!
because i have SOMUCHEFFINGWORKTODO.

OH AND.
GUESS WHAT.

I HAVE TO GET INTO COLLEGE TOO.

:SKLDJF:SKLDFKLSJD:FKLSJDKLFSJDLKFJ.




life.
just isn't going to hot for me right now.

i just want to be out of school.
and write. my. book.

and become like JK rowling and have jim dale narrate my books.

the end.