number sixteen

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HEROES.
WAS.
SO.
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slash i'm kind of overexaggerating here.
that's supposed to be two words.
BUT WHATEVER.













it was pretty damn awesome all the same.
first of all WTF.
IS. ADAM. GOOD. OR. EVIL?!
is he really trying to release the virus or to destroy it?

i mean come on. why the HELL would he want to release it?
so he could kill everyone?
what's the point in that?
even if he survives because he's like awesome and can regenerate and survive for 400 years and STILL look GODDAMNSMEXY, everyone would be dead.

then it wouldn't matter if he was sexy.
because he wouldn't have anyone to fuck.
i mean, come on, love.
common sense.

everything revolves around sex.

UNLESS.
(i mean everything still does revolve around sex)
but what if he wants to release it...
so that he can be like "MY BLOOD IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE YOU! YOU MUST COME TO ME! BAHAHAH."

but even still. you can only create so much blood. and the virus basically kills EVERYONE.
so. that fails.

so. is adam manipulating peter to do bad things? and convincing him that it's for the greater good?
because i can totally see that happening.
like adam being like "no, no! we're doing it to SAVE people!"
because peter ALWAYS falls for stuff like that. i mean he can't help it.
he's like harry potter.
he's got the biggest hero complex ever.
anyways, so he could be THINKING he's doing something good, but he could actually be doing something BAD.
or at least "bad" in other people's minds.
like surresh. is that how you spell it?
well that's how it sounds.

he's hot too.
this whole show is like chock full of hot men. i LOVE it.
and the girls are hot too.
wtf.

hot men:
SYLAR (omgwewillgettothatrantinasecond)
peter petrelli (gorgeoussss. hello. milo)
surresh (loveeee his accent)
ADAM (god his accent is to die for too)
DL Hawkins (so pissed he's dead. he was hot too)
west (so jealous of claire)
matt parkman (i've always found him adorable and attractive. i have no idea why. i know. it's weird. whatever. he's adorable. admit it)
noah bennnet (also. i know. odd. but he's attractive in an older-man kind of way. plus i love the name noah)
ando (i love him. the end)
hiro (not hot. but he is adorable. so that counts)
nathan petrelli (omg how could i forget hiiiiim?!)
alejandro (gorgeous. too bad he's dead.)

i can't think of anyone elseeee...

hot girls:
hayden paniterrie (can't spell her last name, but no one can spell mine either so. deal. um she is GORGEOUS. i LOVE her.)
kristen bell (hello. also gorgeous.)
ali larter (helloooooo she played in legally blondeeeee. totally amazing)
[i love how i'm using the girls' real names. random]
the girl from new orleans whose name i can't remember (totally gorgeous. love her as st. joan. plus her power kicks ASS. her story line's getting old though.)
maya (totally gorgeous. plus she got to EFFING MAKE OUT WITH SYLAR)
that girl... CANDACE! she was pretty. until sylar killed her.
that other girl. who was next to surresh in season one. i think sylar killed her too. whoops.

issss that it?
possibly.
anyways. something.













ANYWAYS.
yes the show is FILLED to the brim with BEAUTIFUL people.
it's like a requirement.
why can't life be more like TV, huh? whyyy?

so anyways.
so hiro vs. peter.
my money's on peter, personally. i mean. he can do anything hiro can. plus hiro's just got a sword.

claire's apparently going to tell the world her secret to get back at elle and her dad for killing her dad? good luck with that...
her crying scene with his ashes would have been better if we didn't know he wasn't DEAD.
but. i love noah. so i'm glad he's alive again.

i'm almost kind of glad sylar killed alejandro. as sad as it was. and by sad i mean bloody. and by bloody i mean awesome.
because it made sylar all evil again.
and he's really ridiculously creepy when he's evil.
and really hot.
and OH MY GOD HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT.
AND HE WAS WET FROM THE SHOWER.
good LORD ALMIGHTY SOMEONE LOVES ME.

ilovezacharyquinto.

he's got a really distinct kind of look. it kind of has to grow on you.

he and maya better have like awesome evil sex.

i would.

but i mean that's just me.

have i mentioned adam's hot too? because he totally is. i'm kind of in love with his accent. like a lot. it's to DIE for.

i hope elle totally bitch slaps her dad too. and rebels.

AND OMG SYLAR DON'T HURT MOLLY.
because-- WAIT OMG WHERE THE HELL WAS MATT?!

Sylar: I told the babysitter to take the night off.

was MATT THE "BABYSITTER"?!?!?!
DID HE KILL-- wait no. he couldn't have.
maya was with him.

i don't remember where matt is.
oh right he's got that new mind power that he's totally going to end up abusing. i don't want him to end up like his daaaaad. which is what he's going to do if he doesn't keep himself in check.

oh wait. he was talking to mrs. petrelli last time, no? i don't remember. but he's out of town on FBI business... awesome.

okay.

good. matt's safe.

BUT SYLAR'S GOT MOLLY.
and SURRESH HAS TO GET THE VIRUS THING TO ALI LARTER! OR ELSE SHE DIES!
but surresh has to get back to new york (are they in new york? i think so. they must be) to save molly and face sylar again!
SURRESH PLEASE GIVE THE STUFF TO ALI FIRST. PLEASE!

AND SYLAR PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AGAIN.

BECOME LIKE MILO AND JUST DON'T WEAR ONE. LIKE AT ALL.

OR LIKE DOMINIC!
and just wear your shirt-- no matter WHAT shirt it is-- NEVER FULLY CLOSED.
i swear to god, if he wore a pull-over shirt, he'd rip it.

stupid, fucking hot man.

THERE'S another show with some hot men. or at least very attractive. let's name them.
DOMINIC/lincoln- basically no words needed. the end.
wentworth miller/michael- lord that boy is hot.
sucre- niiiiiiiiice body. plus. his character is so endearing. you just want to HUG him. ("look mami! llamas!" "sucre, those are alpacas." "that's what i said! a pack of llamas!")
whistler- GOOD LORDDDDDDDD. that kid needs to take his shirt off more often. CHRIST. hiding all that under that shirt. SHAME.
kellerman- completely amazing. and very attractive. too bad they KILLED HIM. LSKDJFKLSDJ.
LJ- I LOVE LJ! he's so CUTE.
c-note- baaaah i wish they'd give him a cameo in the third season. i miss him. he was fine.
william fletcher/mahone- i have a total crush on mahone. so not afraid to admit it. i have no idea why besides he is a complete BADASS and just. i find him attractive in an older-guy sort of way. maybe i'm the only one. but. whatever. he makes MY list.

whooooo elseeee?!

lincoln and gretchen need to have hot angry sex.
and whistler should have sex with anything that moves.
and SARA SHOULD COME BACK TO EFFING LIFE SO SHE AND MICHAEL CAN MAKE LOVE. WAAAAAAAAAAH.

everything revolves around sex.
it really, really does.

*sigh*

ryan reynolds is also a sex god.
just FYI.
http://www.ryanreynoldsonline.com/
ohmyeffinggod.
please just. look at that picture at the top.
with the green string around his wrist.
like.
WHAT THE FUCK.
it is NOT fair for someone to be THAT hot and SO unattainable.
it's just not.

bahhhhh the nin9s is coming out on DVD in like two monthsssssss... so LONG.

and his new movie has abagail breslin.
um.
hello.
WIN.
PLUSITHASRYANREYNOLDSINIT.
in which he makes out and has sex and discusses threesomes.
"what's the boy word for slut?"
"... they still haven't come up with one yet."

i love that man.
so much.
alanis morissette is such a lucky bitch.
so fucking lucky.
wait. i just read his wiki (yes i AM a stalker. shutthefuckupalready)
they ended their engagement. damn.

WAIT HE'S DATING SCARLETT JOHANSSON?!
OHMYGOD.
MOST BEAUTIFUL COUPLE EVER.

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what i would not give for a piece of that tail.
honestly.













okay i think i am done getting rid of my sexual tension now.
thanks for reading.

i miss prison break.
:(


OH AND AMAZING NEW EPISODE OFFFFF SVU TOMORROW.
OHMYGOD.

OLIVA OR WIFE?!
OLIVA OR WIFE?!
WHICH ONE, ELLIOT?! WHICH ONE?!?!?!?

*pstOLIVApst*

they need to have hot sex too.







EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND SEX.