number thirteen

lucky thirteen.
it's zanzi's favorite/lucky number.
because she's insane.

anyways. OKAY SO.

i had this INSAAAAAAANE dream last night. it was SO awesome. i'm really mad. that i woke up. because. it was. AWESOME.

okay. so. it starts out kind of like a TV show. i mean the lighting and colors kind of looked like it, you know. and it had a very camera-esque view. if that makes sense. maybe i'm meant to be a director. god only knows.

anyways so there was this woman. and she was sitting on this bench in this court house. or it was like a mix between a courthouse, a jail, and an airport.

don't ask.

anyways, so she's sittting there and her hands are handcuffs and there's this long thin chain coming off the handcuffs. and she's just sitting there all nice and pretty. with some files in her lap. and these three men come off this plane and walk by her (they're now in the "courthouse") and this one man does this double take. and he walks up to her and he goes "don'tttt i know you?" and she's all "um... no?" and he's like "let me look at your records." and she's like "i don't think you're supposed--oh okay..." as he takes the folders out of her lap and flips them open.

"ah, yes," he says with a great smile as he lifts her up by her handcuffs hands and the long thin chain. "i am one of your lawyers. come with me."

she's very confused by this point but follows the man because he seems nice enough. and he leads her outside and then he takes a key out of his pocket. and he unlocks her handcuffs and he says very quietly "RUN. FAST. NOW."

and she's thinking "... whatthefuck."

and he gestures frantically, "RUN."

and so she finally understands that it is VERY vital for her to run because she JUST remembers that she's caught up in a conspiracy! OH NOES! so she starts running! FAST! but it doesn't feel fast enough! and she hears screeching wheels all around her. AND SHE RUNS.

and then at this point my point of view has changed and it's no longer "she" but "i." now I'M running because I'M caught up in the conspiracy. and so i'm running and running. and i run into a wall and i'm like "oh shit that's a wall" so i turn around and there's this forrest full of big huge trees with lots of yellow leaves, just like in colorado. and i'm like "OMGRUNFORTHETREES!"

and so i do. and i'm running and such, and i meet up with these two guys, one of which is michael from lost. the one who hasn't been in the second season and play mercutio in romeo + juliet. yes that one. and so they're both like "omg we're here to help you run!" and i'm like "OMG OKAY! RUN!" and so we're running. and then michael's like "OMG STOP! THERE ARE TRAPS!"

and sure enough i trigger one just mere seconds later and FWOOP. a net goes up where i was standing. and michael's like "OMG IT'S THE NATIVE TRIBES OF THE YELLOW-LEAF FORREST!" and i'm like "omg what do we do?!" and the other guy is like "just activate all the traps/nets, but don't get caught!"

and so we're walking carefully now, seeing where all of the places are booby trapped. and every few seconds we make a net go FWOOP and it goes up into the trees.

and so FINALLY we get out the the trees and michael and the other guy are all like "BYE! GOOD LUCK!" and i'm like "THANKSSS!"

and so i start running again. and then i'm like "omg THERE'S AN AIRPORT! LET ME RUN INTO THERE! THAT SEEMS SAFE!"

so i do.

and i run in and my cell phone starts ringing. and it's a text from this. i think it was like "imagination dreams" or something really weird. and it said something like "hide in the airport and tell me when you're safe."

so logically i dash into the airport and to this AWESOME DIVE THING behind this concrete column or something. and. i think i went on an elevator or something. but then i see this guy who had texted me (because obviously i recognize people after they've texted me) and i swear to god, he looked like moritz sudof but with like crazy green&blue sunglasses on. and so i'm like "OMG THERE'S MY SECRET AGENT MAN." and so i text him and i'm like "i'm safe." and he goes "OKAY GOOD. stay there."

and then i look around from the safety of my column and OHNOES! I SEE A MAN FROM THE COMPANY!!! (here it should be explained that both the shows prison break AND heroes have "a company" and they're both bad. it's weird and confusing. in this case, it was a man from the prison break company. he was the one who was watching t-bag when he was at the hotel with that other guy. and then bellick goes up to him and pretends to be a gringo. to distract the two company guys while lincoln (OMGLOVE)/michael put a gun on them. ANYWAYS...)

and so i texted my super agent man who i automatically knew was supposed to keep me safe. and i was like "OMG THERE'S A MAN FROM THE COMPANY HERE!!!!!" and he was like "OMG OKAY I'M COMING! I SEE HIM TOO!"

and so i just chilled behind my barrier. and the company man had his luggage with him (because duh, we were in an airport) and he looked around all sneakily and then headed towards this suspicious looking door. and he started to open it. and then my super agent man (we're going to call him SAM) saw him go for the door and so he picked up the company's man luggage AND HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT.

and i was like "OMFG!"

and so then sam went through the door and down the secret stairs. and i texted him and i was like "OMG DO YOU NEED HELP?!" and he was like "no just make sure that the company man doesn't follow me or leave!" and i was like "OKAY! do you want me to be your backup!" and he was like "that's very sweet, but i think you should stay there." and i was like "OKAY. PLEASE DON'T GET HURT SAM!" and he was like "OKAYLOVEYOU!" and i was like "LOVEYOUTOO."

and so then the company man was on the ground and he was all like moving and going to get up. and i was like "OHNOES!" so i got my cell phone and i called 911. and i was like "WE HAVE A MAN DOWN!" and within .0001 seconds there was an ambulence and EMTs and they were ALL over the scene and they were like holding down the evil, evil company man so he couldn't get up. and i was all like "PWND INYOURFACEEEE."

and then sam came out of the door and he was like "OKAY LET'S GO." and i was like "OKAY!"

and so then i wasss... i don't know how i got there but all of a sudden i was in a car. or. no i think. something. i don't remember. sam and i had a very deep and meaningful conversation. and then the next day, i was very suddenly aware that i just HAD TO CHASE SYLER (who, if you don't know, is the REALLY hot, REALLY bad man in heroes) because OMG HE WAS ON THE LOOSE!!!

and so then i hopped into my AWESOME CHASING MOBILE (which turned out to be a TOTALLY pimped out version of my mom's--not kidding here-- MINI VAN. RED MINI VAN. it's called the schluck-mobile). and syler of course was in some really hot black sports car. and so i was like "OMG CHASEEEE!!!"

and there was this INTENSE car chase. man that mini-van can GO. we were like going EVERYWHERE. and i was keeping up totally. it was fucking AWESOME.

anyways and so then syler TURNS SHARPLY into this parking garage. and i was like "OMGTURNNN!!!" and we climb ALL FIVE LEVELS. and finally we get to the top level and i'm like "OMGFACEDOWNNNN!!!"

BUT NO!

SYLER'S USING HIS NEW FOUND POWER ON ME! (okay matt parkman's (ilovehim) dad's power. it's where you trap people in their WORST NIGHTMARES. it's scary shit, man. anyways, that's skyler's new power)

and suddenly. i wasn't me! i was hayden paneteirre! (which isn't my worst nightmare. obvs. she's fabulous) but i was living claire's (aka hayden's character on heroes) worst nightmare! OMG!

WHAT WAS CLAIRE'S WORST NIGHTMARE!

BEING NAKED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!

and so i/hayden/claire (we were all the same person apparently-- i was claire essentially. all very confusing) was on top of this parking garage COMPLETELY NEKKID.

like you know that nightmare when you go to school and you realize you're naked? yes like that only on top of a parking garage.

anyways and so i was like "OMGNAKED!" and there were people all around and they were all like "omg what?"

except i wasn't completely naked. i had on a night robe and panties. but nothing else. anyways. and so i was like "AHA! SYLAR YOU CAN'T TRAP ME IN MY OWN NIGHTMARE!!!!"

and so claire (apparently i'm third person now. no longer claire. hmph) was all like "omg am i NAKED? whaaat? omgggg. well. maybe if i didn't have this BATHROBE ON!!!" and she totally like throws it off and everyone (well all the boys) are all like *PANTPANTPANT*

and then she's like "WHAAAT?! YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE MY UNDERWEAR OFF?!" and she hooks her thumbs into her underwear and just grins. and sylar's off the side going INSANE and is like "THIS IS NOT WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. DAMN YOU!"

and so claire like takes off her underwear? and then there's this shot of this red head kid (apparently only in his tighty whities) that like faints or something.

it's fantastic.

anyways and so then i'm like back to my normal self because sylar is like "GOTTA GO BECAUSE THIS AIN'T WORKIN!"

and so i was like "NOT SO FAST!"

so i like speed after him. but i loose track of him. boo.

and so it's all dark and at night. and i'm texting my right hand man, sam. and we're like biffs or something. and i'm like "i'm a little scared. because it's dark. but. that's okay."

and then all of a sudden sylar's like "PWND!" and he like t-bones my car. and i'm like "BAAAAH."

and i'm trying to text sam to be like "SAM!SAM!SYLAR'SGOTME!!!!!"

but i can't find his number! AND SYLAR'S COMING CLOSER!!!!

AND JUST AS I FIND HIS NUMBER--













"GETUP! IT'S 7:20!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE."







BAHYOUJUSTRUINEDMYAWESOMEDREAM!



sylar and i were going to have like awesome sexual-tension ALONE time. GAWD.

so that's the end of my dream.

hope you enjoyed it.

yes, i know it's kind of on crack.

but. well.

loves.